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I think it’s sew cute how my boyfriend leaves on like a 10-hour version of Trololo when he leaves the room to fetch me things. He knows damn well I’m too fucking lazy to get off my ass and turn it off myself. Basically this is retribution for making him do my bidding. ToRtUrE

panasonicyouth:

the best photoset in the history of tumblr

a true work of art

frame this in a museum

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digital love - daft punk

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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via michael-danger)

hutcher-wives:

sweetsangelanarchystocking:

betsycrocker:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

modifyourown:

tentaclesandteacups:

Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.

Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.

They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK

I remember hearing a while ago that if its beak can fit through its entire body can

another fun fact, if octopi in captivity get too bored they just stop eating untill they die, thats why you always see them with childrens toys in their aquariums or boxes they have to open

thats also why they try to break out to go somewhere else more interesting

i swear i learn more on tumblr than i do in school

James.

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